When you bite a human being... it’s always sexual.

The situation has gone so far past the point of insanity it’s come around and become mundane again.

What are you doing?” “Sorry, I’m talking to my other personality.” “Ah. Carry.

Hey, killing people doesn’t count if they’re bad! Hollywood taught us that.

In space?” I choked out. “We’re all in space,” Ultragod replied, a broad smile on his face. “Humans travel on Starship Earth.” “Why thank you, Super Hippie. I can’t breathe in space, you know!

Vampires actually slurp rather than suck,” I said, correcting a long-held misconception. “The heart does most of the pumping, so you really just open your mouth and let it go into your throat. The trick is to swallow it in gulps or you lose all the flavor.” Melissa.

I don’t have enough scruples to start violating the few I do.

Don’t allow yourself to become the monster humans wish to make you. Don’t live down to their expectations or try to absorb their morality. They’re not worth it.

It’s always Ragnarok. Regular mortals have the power to blow the world sky-high and all the major supernatural factions can do the same. The thing is, though, as long as people want to live then you’re going to have people stepping in the way of those who want to do something to blow us up. That’s the only way you can endure it.

Cloak, how many laws of physics did we just break?” I asked, stunned by what had just happened. “You can’t break the laws of physics. Whenever you seem to violate one, it only means your understanding of them is incomplete. To answer your question, though, three hundred and forty-seven.” “I thought so.” I was amazed at the power.